OK, seriously, if it was like 5 years ago and you were a crazy in a lobster suit who wanted to be president, you would let TDS interview you.
You would think that the New York Times would no better then to let them do a spot on you.
You'd be wrong. This is hilarious.
"Show me one thing in there that happened today."
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