Movie Physics

http://io9.com/367792/bad-movie-physics-a-report-card

Success in life

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/12/03/epic-win-photos-success-in-life-win

--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Exactly!

http://winblog.org/?p=3348

Dreamin'

http://xkcd.com/806/


--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Sidewalk WIN

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/12/21/epic-win-photos-double-helix-win


--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Connections

If you never saw these shows, they're great and the books are fun too!

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/12/entire_james_burke_connections_seri.html

Dirty Facebook jokes

You've been warned.

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/08/funny-facebook-fails-theyll-be-fine-until-they-read-your-status
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/09/funny-facebook-fails-aaand-scene
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/07/funny-facebook-fails-dads-too-frunk-to-dacebook
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/29/funny-facebook-fails-by-the-way
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/16/funny-facebook-fails-mom-doesnt-care

Awesome graffiti

http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12/16/political-pictures-cute-and-cuddly-boys-cute-and-cuddly

Snow FAIL

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/03/AR2010120306857.html

Yogi alternate ending

Cool if you've seen the other movie.

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/12/13/the-assassination-of-yogi-bear-by-the-coward-boo-boo/

Amazing that somebody can just replicate the CG quality of a full Hollywood movie...

Awesome geeky comic...

http://abstrusegoose.com/319

Look it up on Wikipedia if you don't remember your Thermodynamics classes ;)

Home Alone vs Die Hard

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/16/celebrity-pictures-home-alone-die-hard/

Cool picture from space

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/12/09/google-maps-captures-a-plane-in-flight/

Bad at Math

Not only is Guliani a pain in the ass, but he's really bad at math too.

http://failblog.org/2010/12/02/epic-fail-photos-check-total-fail

Perfect Crime?

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/12/07/the-perfect-crime-scene/

Awesome mashup - Star Wars Princess Bride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYVQooRSlzg

--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Hilarious Photobomb

http://thisisphotobomb.memebase.com/2010/12/03/photobomb-that-guy-gymnast

Cagangers

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/12/06/pop-culture-caganers/

Inside an (old) flight data recorder

This is cool to see how it was done.

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/11/engineer_guy_vs_the_flight_data_rec.html


--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Twitter Account

Everybody has a twitter feed these days!

This is the stinky dead squirrel who somehow broke its neck and is hanging in my brother's front lawn since September...

http://twitter.com/#!/DeadSquirrelCT

I may have taken the profile pic.

Important PSA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjMGOvMghY

Vegans

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Cecilia

Attn MD folks: Zoo membership for HALF PRICE today

http://www.groupon.com/baltimore/

• For $45, you get a one-year family membership (a $99 value).
• For $30, you get a one-year individual membership (a $60 value).

Agreed!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2077

Get out the vote!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/24/cookie-monster-auditions-for-snl/

--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Happy Thanksgiving!

http://hackaday.com/2010/11/25/thanksgiving-with-thermite

5 Sad Scientists

http://www.cracked.com/article_18822_5-famous-scientists-dismissed-as-morons-in-their-time.html

Ben Kenobi: Private Jedi

"I probably shouldn't have said that."

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/25/ben-kenob-private-jedeye/

Craig Ferguson was right!

http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/12/angela-lansbury-paul-mccartney

My attic is empty; I've checked

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/12/old-vase-in-left-behind-in-house-worth-85-million/

Awesome Subaru commercial

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/11/1-kilometer_flip_book_animation.html

Christmas countdown is back!

http://www.tooz.us/countdown/webcam.html

Fwd: Windows 7 Deal

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jim Sherry

 Guys,

In case you don't have it yet,  best deal I've seen.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13845_3-20022917-58.html?tag=nl.e796

Jim

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Love these 'comixed'

http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/11/15/4-koma-comic-strip-rock-paper-scissors/

A special kind of dumb

http://failblog.org/2010/11/15/epic-fail-photos-avoiding-arrest-fail/

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Let's go for a canoe ride!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsdUABbralU

I'm always a fan of creative uses of tools ;)

I dunno if it is the video's angle, but that looks like some precision work around 2:10...

Also looks like fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVaYzuSXu1c

"Hello"

Pretty amazing when you think about it that way.

http://abstrusegoose.com/306

Graffiti

http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/11/11/4-koma-comic-strip-a-colloquy-about-graffiti

The HORROR

http://www.gocomics.com/features/66/feature_items/551230

Vader Chillin'

I had the first pic on FB a few days ago and just stumbled on the rest...

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/darth-vaders-hawaiian-vacation.html

I believe it! :)

http://oddlyspecific.failblog.org/2010/09/17/funny-signs-notary-republic-not-necessary

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Error Message

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/10/epic-win-photos-error-message-win


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Music Television

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/11/09/celebrity-pictures-mtv-music-fail

Nice curves

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/11/09/epic-win-photos-sine-wave-win

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

We can help!

http://diyfail.com/fail-pics/recent/36399-hello-sir-i-will-be-your-p

Shadows

http://failblog.org/2010/11/04/epic-fail-photos-shadow-win

Mocking the ignant

A fave pastime of mine...

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-mommys-little-angle/

Horse

http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/11/03/4-koma-comic-strip-im-on-a-horse/

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Crying

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-crying/

Some great reading...

http://consumerist.com/2010/11/the-dirt-on-shirt-scam.html

Read the comments too for some great scams.


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

110%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Mathematical proof...
What Makes 100%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But.....
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And.....
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Never thought about it like that before, huh!

Might want to verify first

http://failblog.org/2010/11/02/epic-fail-photos-map-directions-win

I wish!

http://cars.failblog.org/2010/11/01/funny-car-photos-this-could-work

Paintings

The buildings are actually quite good.

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/adolf-hitlers-paintings.html

Fwd: starwars ppt

I LOLd

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ken

http://lay-uh.ytmnd.com/

MJ Halloween

This is awesome. If you don't want to do the whole thing, at least the first 2 min.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant

awesome.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24658/MJ-Returns/#show

-bg

Awesome gears

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/26/impossible-gears/
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdlSAN1yks

This guy is AWESOME. Just turn off the sound... for some reason the backgrounds of both of these videos are a rooster on crack and a pair of sneakers in a dryer.

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Creepy Santas

I'm pretty sure this is my favorite new site...

http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/2010/10/26/sketchy-santa-fails-right-after-this-picture-was-taken-he-started-chanting-in-an-unknown-language/


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Brilliant!

I am pretty sure the army helmet + the Guinness hat make this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6Ee-hWQ14&feature=player_embedded

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Candy Corn

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/post/1424810112/whats-in-candy-corn

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Invoice

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/28/celebrity-pictures-boba-fett-invoice

I know I did!

http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/02/political-pictures-volcano-dig

My old .sig

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/08/30/jamie-knows-best

XKCD Wins again

This is sooooo totally me!

http://www.xkcd.com/783/

Bonus awesome:
http://www.xkcd.com/808/

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Tramp Stamp

http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/29/funny-puns-tramp-stamp

Awesome costume

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/29/celebrity-pictures-mytbusters-costumes

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

"Your Honor"

http://consumerist.com/2010/10/conan-dares-nbc-to-sue-him-over-masturbating-bear.html


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Africa is HUGE

http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2010/the-true-size-of-africa/

Don't miss the linked PDF comparing it to the MOON.


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

He's on Facebook!

http://comixed.com/2010/10/20/4-koma-comic-strip-the-perils-of-facebook

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

AWESOME graffiti

http://winblog.org/?p=3072


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Who?

http://verydemotivational.com/upcoming/?pid=3964&from=recMap1


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Full of awesome WIN...

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/24/funny-facebook-fails-10-items-or-fewer-win

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Poor hottie...

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/10/girl-with-amazingly-consistent-smile.html

--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Oh noes! A cat!

http://senorgif.com/2010/09/23/funny-gifs-omg-a-cat


--
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Mediocrity

http://daveibsen.typepad.com/5_blogs_before_lunch/2010/10/subaru-introduces-the-2011-mediocrity-satire-is-standard-equipment.html

http://www.subaru.com/content/static/fightmediocrity/index.html

Very scary stuff to think about...

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/wzjsh.gif

There's no wrong way!

http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/01/funny-puns-yes-yes-there-is

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores,
and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich
(@bretterlich)

Monty Python funny

http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/06/funny-pictures-history-clip-clop

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores,
and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich
(@bretterlich)

Yo Momma

http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/22/funny-pictures-history-yo-mama

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores,
and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich
(@bretterlich)

Rar!

http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/08/27/bigfoot-terror-kenny-rogers

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Jackie Chan vs. Sauron

http://www.tvigle.ru/category/comedy/versus?video=460662

Watch the whole thing... ;)


--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Meat Eater's Creedo

"Vegetables are not food;  vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast-moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them."

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Crazy luck!

http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/09/16/funny-car-photos-incredible-luck-with-a-side-of-buffing-out


--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Women!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1998

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Ouch!!!

http://senorgif.com/2010/09/08/funny-gifs-watermelon-of-doom

Don't miss the original video below, much better quality.


--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Totally my life

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/100930.html

Luckily, HD is in the center of town, less than 5 miles...

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Looks like fun...until the end ;)

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/09/phil-kie-parkouring.html

WTF?

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/09/28/demotivational-posters-i-see-three-pigs/

iPad

If I had one, I'd totally get this:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/09/21/etch-a-sketch-ipad-case/

Making Muppets

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/09/jim_henson_making_muppets.html

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Another Facebook FAIL

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gZky_eRauY9btJHlZo78oHukPCBgD9HVQKF80

New bank scams

Not a small biz? Don't get a small biz card! The new CARD Act rules don't apply!

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704913704575454003924920386.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read

Firefox shortcut

OK, seriously, I have been using web browsers pretty much since the web started (circa 1993).

I JUST found out that shift-space will do page up in FF. I always use space for page down.

Great moments in Facebook history

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/08/18/funny-facebook-fails-a-very-historic-fail/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/08/27/funny-facebook-fails-argument-revolves-around-history/

You won't see me shed a tear...

Goodbye Blockbuster! Good riddance!

http://daveibsen.typepad.com/5_blogs_before_lunch/2010/08/blockbuster-of-a-bankruptcy.html

Who has a Garmin Nuvi?

http://consumerist.com/2010/08/garmin-recalls-13-million-gps-devices-for-fire-hazard.html

Possibly my mom, sister-in-law, sister, and brother, off the top of my head...

I think I just found out how I want to go...

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/08/25/celebrity-pictures-clint-eastwood-morgan-freeman

Another awesome mashup

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-matrix-trailer-mash-up-is-full-of-win

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

That's disturbing

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/08/angelina-jolie-transformed-into-man-for.html

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Picture

I took pictures of this same sign on my honeymoon.

http://www.ilovebacon.com/v5/082310/f.shtml

In fact, I'm pretty sure there's one of my pointing at it and yelling at it thru the chain-link fence... oh there it is (attached).

Impressive pot farm

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/08/most-elaborate-pot-growing-operation.html

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

This has potential... the pencil pen.

http://www.adafruit.com/blog/2010/08/09/liquid-pencil/

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Bermuda Triangle solved???

Apparently, it involves a planet's rectum. Or at least farting.
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/08/08/bermuda-triangle-mystery-solved/

--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Oreo Cupcakes

Maybe Kitty will make some for my birthday...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/deathbycupcake/3498050098/
http://acupfullofcake.blogspot.com/2010/06/fathers-day-death-by-oreo-cupcakes.html


--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Twitter Funnies

http://twitter.com/michaelianblack/statuses/20415555560
http://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/20497652128
http://twitter.com/neiltyson/statuses/20424937546


--
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)

Another link farm.

http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/07/27/funny-dog-pictures-pre-captioned
http://hackedirl.com/2010/07/27/culture-jamming-graffiti-take-so-much
http://whydoilivehere.cheezburger.com/2010/07/27/crazy-neighbor-photos-window-usage-may-vary
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/07/27/demotivational-posters-good-plan
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/07/29/demotivational-posters-tk
http://failblog.org/2010/07/29/epic-fail-photos-floor-buffer-fail
http://failblog.org/2010/07/29/epic-fail-photo-uretha-franklin
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=275
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/07/geekdad-interviews-phineas-and-ferb-creators-dan-povenmire-and-swampy-marsh
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/08/01/funny-pictures-otter-teddy-nails-did

This is awesome: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/ - those asshats are in court right now for protesting a funeral two towns up from me.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brunky/3575716372/in/set-72157606371004458/#/




--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Gaming funnies

http://failblog.org/2010/07/27/its-going-to-be-awhile
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/08/05/demotivational-posters-smeargle
http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/08/05/video-game-lols-he-obviously-did-not-play-portal
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/08/03/demotivational-posters-g-i-r-l
http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2010/07/27/funny-parent-quotes-didos-crazy-dad-said/
http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/08/02/video-game-lols-gamers-can-fight-if-they-play-a-lot-of-street-fighter


--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Tons o' fun!

OK, and now I will dump the rest of the tabs I've had open for a few days and thought they would be fun to share... enjoy!

http://failblog.org/2010/08/04/epic-fail-photos-gelatto-flavor-fail
http://failblog.org/2010/08/04/epic-fail-photos-cake-win
http://www.brothers-brick.com/2010/06/24/new-new-york-welcomes-you/
http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/7/11/how-to-explain-mens-emotions.html
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/07/15/what-kind-of-bird-is-big-bird/
http://failbook.com/2010/07/18/funny-facebook-fails-these-people-are-over-40
I don't know who she is but Sleestaks are awesome: http://totallylookslike.com/2010/08/04/snooki-totally-looks-like-sleestak
http://roflrazzi.com/2010/08/06/harry-potter-comic-no-one-tells-harry-anything
http://totallylookslike.com/2010/08/06/weird-al-yankovich-totally-looks-like-tarzan
http://senorgif.com/2010/08/06/funny-gifs-oh-look-at-that
http://comixed.com/2010/08/03/trouble-what-trouble
http://failblog.org/2010/08/06/epic-fail-photos-apocalypse-forecast-win/
http://comixed.com/2010/08/06/4-koma-comic-strip-this-is-a-dream
http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/call_of_cthulhu.gif
http://hackedirl.com/2010/07/22/culture-jamming-graffiti-let-me/
http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/07/how-to_restore_the_color_of_old_leg.html
http://comixed.com/2010/07/19/4-koma-comic-strip-chicken-farm
http://oddlyspecific.com/2010/07/25/funny-signs-incredibly-good-advice
http://roflrazzi.com/2010/07/25/rolflash-poor-hermoine-she-has-too-much-money
http://hackedirl.com/2010/07/25/culture-jamming-win-math-suxxx
http://historiclols.cheezburger.com/2010/07/25/funny-pictures-history-ikea
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/07/26/sheep/
http://comixed.com/2010/07/26/4-koma-comic-strip-fun-weekend
http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2010/07/30/funny-parent-quotes-anons-crazy-grandpa-said/
Sorry, I think this one's a WIN: http://failblog.org/2010/08/05/epic-fail-photos-parenting-fail
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2131/
http://senorgif.com/2010/08/05/funny-gif-just-a-bit-of-a-breeze
Another WIN: http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/08/02/funny-tattoos-mst3k
http://senorgif.com/2010/08/02/funny-gifs-whale-baseball
http://comixed.com/2010/08/05/4-koma-comic-strip-gibsons-fashion-advice
http://thatwillbuffout.com/2010/08/04/funny-car-photos-one-of-these-things


--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Twilight LOLs

I know I've sent this one out before, but it is timeless:
http://roflrazzi.com/2010/06/30/funny-celebrity-tweets-brett-erlich-twilight-soccer/
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5B0tWC6D5RThqEMa70Jt5E3zjMCyatgt-PZiArgsYkJCgqsJVCojlrFuXQR3MsO_auuyF3nU17I22YhgdTz7IEDHKPEfnMm7fMxU2vPgVBc0u11OjMcwmZ-F5XWZSSBh5mawDmMyc5gw/s1600/funny_facebook_moments_34.jpg
http://comixed.com/2010/07/22/4-koma-comic-strip-more-what
http://roflrazzi.com/2010/08/03/now-we-just-need-a-comic-addressing-bella's period


--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Some funny mash-ups!

http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2010/7/31/darth-vader-and-the-holy-grail.html
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/07/31/keyboard-man/
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/07/28/bill-and-teds-excellent-inception/
http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/08/05/video-game-lols-the-alderaan-trail


--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Polish Hand Magic

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1914

Awesome Movie Promo

http://bobshouseofvideogames.com/2010/08/02/video-game-lols-oregon-trail-the-movie


--
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Some fun and cool stuff

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/07/19/millenium-falcon-guitar/
http://misscellania.squarespace.com/miss-cellania/2010/7/20/the-princess-bride-horror-trailer.html
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/aliens_avatar
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/07/21/life-insurance-for-astronauts/

Silly funny rant about a TV show/series

http://squid314.livejournal.com/275614.html

--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Awesome animations

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/06/my_10_favorite_mechanical_animation.html

--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Video Game

All glory to the hypnotoad.

http://senorgif.com/2010/07/11/funny-gifs-vuvuzela-hero

Twilight LOLs

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long while - http://roflrazzi.com/2010/06/30/funny-celebrity-tweets-brett-erlich-twilight-soccer

http://comixed.com/2010/07/11/4-koma-comic-strip-mr-stoker-is-appalled

Tons o' fun!

I'm still catching up from my week off... so here are a bunch of funnies!

A magical hummingbird? - http://failblog.org/2010/07/08/epic-fail-photos-history-fail-2-2
Cool video - http://www.neatorama.com/2010/06/16/the-new-ok-go-music-video/
Math humor - http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1917
A new programming language - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE (and http://lolcode.com/ )
A little insane - http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/6/27/how-to-defend-your-sanity.html
A silly kitten - http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/26/funny-pictures-i-farts-in-yor-genral-direkshun/
Hilarious video - http://tv.gawker.com/5582509/smbc-theaters-susie-versus-the-internet
I want to make this my FB profile picture - http://senorgif.com/2010/07/09/funny-gifs-senor-vader
Ruining my childhood - http://www.pvponline.com/2010/06/29/forced-perspective
I need to do this next year for the 4th with some face paint - http://poorlydressed.com/2010/07/04/fashion-fail-everything-thats-right-with-america
Is Apple cheating? - http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/07/is-apple-cheating-in-ipad-commercials.html
Awesome Hollywood vs IRL - I didn't know they did suck good jobs sometimes! http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/07/real-people-behind-movie-characters.html
I want to try one - http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/06/pizzacone.html
Very cool parade-like formations - http://historiclols.cheezburger.com/2010/07/09/funny-pictures-history-living-art
Yet another way he inspires engineers - http://senorgif.com/2010/06/27/funny-gifs-macguyver-ftw
Punny - http://somuchpun.com/2010/07/09/funny-pun-photos-the-content-fill-is-quite-forceful
Hope to see more of him - http://roflrazzi.com/2010/06/28/funny-celebrity-photos-kurtwood-smith-that-70s-show-netflix
Crap I'm old - http://roflrazzi.com/2010/07/01/funny-celebrity-photos-harry-potter-old
BP - http://comixed.com/2010/06/28/4-koma-comic-strip-about-the-oil-spill
Tom Cruise LOL - http://roflrazzi.com/2010/07/08/funny-celebrity-photos-adam-sandler-christopher-walken-click-tom-cruise-coffee-table

Who shot?

http://hijinksensue.com/2010/07/07/the-magic-blaster-theory/


--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Cleveland!

I may be late to this party, but they're pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Poor Mario...

http://hackedirl.com/2010/06/26/culture-jamming-win-poor-mario

--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Bono is evil

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/06/27/demotivational-posters-bono/

--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Dorkbomb

This is awesome. Adam totally makes this picture.

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/06/25/photobomb-that-guy-mythbombed

Wildlife Preserves

http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/06/25/wtf-photos-videos-wildlife-preserves/

--
"When in doubt, C4." ~ Jamie Hyneman

Attention ALL: Unicorn is NOT "the other white meat!"

Ooooh and $10 off.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html?cpg=fb

Lessons from Disney

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/10/29/disney-taught-us-more-than-you-think-growing-up/

--
"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled." ~ Michael Crichton

The tubes carry the pipes! :)

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/NBC_Pipes

--
"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled." ~ Michael Crichton

I love these optical illusions...

http://discovermagazine.com/photos/09-wrong-by-design-why-our-brain-are-fooled-by-illusions/

--
"Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of
scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is
already settled." ~ Michael Crichton

Awesome jump

http://senorgif.com/2010/06/18/funny-gifs-take-that-disfigurement

What's the worse that can happen? He can end up in a wheelchair?

Cool "law"

This is better than those stupid "blue laws" that they insist on propagating instead of just revoking (I'm looking at you CT!)...

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/06/14/citing-medieval-law-men-of-english-town-summoned-to-longbow-practice/

That's what SHE said!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6SMOSXa7A

Possibly the first recorded instance of the joke... 1929, Hitchcock!

The most colorful Wikipedia page?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Crayola_crayon_colors

Fwd: Research on Yoga v drinking

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Louise Wright

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does !!!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.    


Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.  


Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.


Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.  


Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.  


Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.  


Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.


Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.


Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.  

Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.
So in the interest of healthy relaxation ...  let's start drinking !! ..............
 

Newspaper

You'd think Ed O'Neill would notice he read it before... by about 15 years.
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/04/lol-the-reoccurring-prop-newspaper/

Daddy Issues

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/06/04/demotivational-posters-daddy-issues-2

(Not funny) Check your dishwasher...

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/17-million-maytag-dishwashers-lay-waiting-to-burn-down-your-house.html

I dunno why I love these stupid things...

http://comixed.com/2010/06/02/4-koma-comic-strip-alien-translation/

Monty Python funny

Only they would think of something this different/annoying.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monty_Python_Matching_Tie_and_Handkerchief#Double_Grooves

The coolest LEGO action shot ever

unaltered - http://www.brothers-brick.com/2010/05/30/l-d-m-s-lego-portal-turret-prepares-to-dispense-product


--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

A metric ton of funnies

http://comixed.com/2010/05/23/4-koma-comic-strip-dachshunds-are-amazing
http://comixed.com/2010/05/17/4-koma-comic-strip-denied/
http://totallylookslike.com/2010/05/17/charles-darwin-totally-looks-like-george-carlin
http://hackedirl.com/2010/05/17/culture-jamming-graffitiarent-they-all
http://succeedblog.org/post/606975331/definition-succeed
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/assets_c/2010/05/no_nukes-11772.html
http://somuchpun.com/2010/05/19/funny-pun-photos-in-this-version-rock-always-wins
http://failbook.com/2010/05/20/funny-facebook-fails-know-me-well
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1890
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/22835/The-Picture-Overflow/?gpage=38#show
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/22835/The-Picture-Overflow/?gpage=30#show

Metropolis

Dammit... now I need to get a THIRD copy of the DVD?

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/05/fritz-langs-metropolis-has-now-been-fully-restored/

Sucks to be an Angler!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

The Missing Mythbusters Episode

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/30/the-mythbuster-that-wont-be-aired/

--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

When engineers get bored

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/26/fun-with-bladeless-fans/

These are $300 a pop...

Billy Dee Fail

http://failblog.org/2010/05/22/epic-fail-photos-billy-dee-fail


--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

Beware of Rocks

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/05/25/photobomb-that-guy-dwayne

They'll blow it

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/18/william-shatner-sht-my-dad-says/

I've been following http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays for quite some time actually. VERY funny stuff. But if it ain't on HBO or SHO, forget it.

Awesomely hilarious impersonation

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2010/05/ian_mckellen_si.html

--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

Ghostbusters!

OK, these guys are a little weird, but you have to admit it is brilliant.

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/05/18/improv-everywhere-ghostbusters-in-the-nyc-public-library/

Lovely house!

http://lovelylisting.com/2010/05/18/funny-real-estate-doom-level-one


--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

Jobs and Gates

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/05/some-humor-from-bill-gates-and-steve.html

Avatar

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/banshee

The strongest Birth Control on the market

http://shitmykidsruined.com/

--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

Jesus

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1871

Fwd: Oz

Me too!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant



I'd pay to see this movie.

http://www.break.com/pictures/dorthy-makes-oz-her-bitch1829132.html

-bg

--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

An interesting meme

http://twitter.com/ChuckNorriz/statuses/13294484543

Abby's favorite remix was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nleVmEfVK8&feature=related
 

So.. you thought the Seinfeld ending was bad?

http://www.cracked.com/article_18490_the-7-most-soul-crushing-series-finales-in-tv-history.html

--
"Always do right. It will please some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain

MJ is scary!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/epic-thriller/

--
Rep. Hank Johnson: "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize."
Adm. Robert Willard: "Um, we don't anticipate that..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

Verizon's so nice!

http://twitter.com/Verizon/statuses/12911329358

Awesome!

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/04/20-really-stupid-homemade-inventions.html

I LOVE the circular saw... and truthfully, the flamethrower is BRILLIANT.

Another awesome list

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-children.html

That's pretty disturbing...

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/16/betty-white-in-a-metal-bikini-wielding-a-flaming-chainsaw-while-riding-a-john-ritter-centaur/

I've got room in my back yard!

http://www.break.com/index/jet-powered-merry-go-round.html

I was just reading about this the other day in PM actually. That was the maiden voyage, one of them is the PM Editor. And then the fire department showed up.

Apparently, it is a ramjet that is shaped like a tuning fork. Once it is primed with a leafblower (as shown) the explosions are pretty much self-sustained as you add fuel. That's the pulsing sound that you hear.

Really cool Amazon link!

http://www.cheapriver.com/#?q=lies%20of%20locke%20lamora

It takes into account exchange rates and then tells you which Amazon to buy it from.

(Side peeve: I am reading book 2 of the series linked above. Book 3 is "forthcoming" according to Wikipedia - but it's already in paperback in the UK!)

It's a chick flick!

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/04/21/celebrity-pictures-margaret-hamilton-ultimate-chick-flick/

Perfect summary.

Selling out can be so much FUN!

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2010/04/baby_got_back_i.html

Omnipresent Man is awesome!

I love this guy...
http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/4/21/how-to-explain-a-fictional-technology-or-superpower.html

a little "back-story":
http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/1/10/how-to-write-a-superhero-story.html

--
Rep. Hank Johnson: "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize."
Adm. Robert Willard: "Um, we don't anticipate that..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

Snuffy, I had no idea!

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Snuffleupagus:

In an interview on a Canadian telethon that was hosted by Bob McGrath, Snuffy's performer, Martin P. Robinson, revealed that Snuffy was finally introduced to the main human cast mainly due to a string of high profile and sometimes graphic stories of pedophilia and sexual abuse of children that had been aired on shows such as 60 Minutes and 20/20. The writers felt that by having the adults refuse to believe Big Bird despite the fact that he was telling the truth, they were scaring children into thinking that their parents would not believe them if they had been sexually abused and that they would just be better off remaining silent.

Battle of the Bands

This is a pretty slick video... I think I counted 5-7 ones that I own[ed].

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2010/04/battle_of_the_a.html

--
Rep. Hank Johnson: "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize."
Adm. Robert Willard: "Um, we don't anticipate that..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

Deus Ex

I never played the second, but I liked the first. For $2.50 I think I may...

http://store.steampowered.com/sub/296/

Wow, that IS angry

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/04/19/demotivational-posters-been-so-angry/

iPhone 4G

Found on the floor of a bar... oops!

http://www.osnews.com/story/23173/Engadget_This_Is_the_New_iPhone

Tax Freedom Day (for MD)

Every penny I've earned up to now has not been mine...

http://www.taxfoundation.org/taxfreedomday/

This doesn't even include any deficit spending... add about another month for that.

You can check the chart for your state... it's already past, unless you are CT (1), NJ (2), NY (3).

Actually, that's a good chunk of my friends still!

The story is better than the video is, but cool...

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/16/octopus-steals-camera/

It's true. It hurts.

http://xkcd.com/727/

McFail

http://consumerist.com/2010/04/mcdonalds-10-piece-nugget-box-shows-11-nuggets.html

VERY bad placement...

http://failblog.org/2010/04/08/epic-fail-photos-playground-fail-7/

LOL

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/04/07/demotivational-posters-rock-paper-scissors/

Brilliant and true

http://abstrusegoose.com/254

Obamanomics Explained By A College Student

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Phil Marasco

http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/                (w/sound)

Funny comic

I LOLd

http://abstrusegoose.com/258

Fwd: [FragNet] Pixels

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
Date: Sun, Apr 11, 2010 at 11:30
Subject: [FragNet] Pixels

 

This is very cool - for old gamers who remember the awesome 80's. :)

http://www.break.com/game-trailers/game/modern-warfare-2/pixels

-bg

__._,_.___

Old Movie funnies

http://comixed.com/2010/04/10/4-koma-comic-strip-nice-legs
http://comixed.com/2010/04/11/4-koma-comic-strip-space-pants

Real? Or viral ad? Dunno, cool anyway.

http://www.break.com/longtail-content/3-year-old-is-an-amazing-finger-painter.html

Is this guy drunk? Retarded? Both???

From the fine state that gave us McKinney (remember her?)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w

I am FAIRLY sure since he is (D) he is also one of those fine folks who apparently is smarter than me and decided what I wanted to do with my money more than I do.

Wife quote: "Because the TURTLE it is riding on may get tired from all the people on its back! And the planes!"

Jobs

There are no jobs because these 5 people work everywhere...

http://fairtradephotographer.blogspot.com/2010/03/microstock-why-would-reputable-company.html

(Joke by Consumerist)

Most of us have blown a lot of these...

...so this is a cool mod to one.
http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/03/in_the_makers_market_nintendo_cartr.html

Cool kitchen remodel

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/03/build-your-kitchen-with-lego

It would be cool if they did /some/ kind of patterns on there... but cool anyway.

Yum!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/03/24/indian-military-creates-weaponized-chili/

Double Standards

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/04/04/celebrity-pictures-twilight-moms-cheering-cops

Ouch

http://consumerist.com/2010/04/man-receives-ticket-while-walking-from-car-to-parking-meter.html

Scary but cool - Niagara Falls stops for two days

http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2010/03/0330niagara-falls-stops/

--
"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

This is an AWESOME "hack"

http://www.dailyillini.com/news/2008/09/23/no-suspect-in-sight-for-eye-of-sauron-prank


--
"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Abbott and Costello get AIDS

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1995/

15th Century Peasant Romance

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=255

Know your friends

(Remember, on FB, time goes bottom up.)

http://failbooking.com/2010/03/28/funny-facebook-fails-sometimes-you-just-know-your-friends/

Everybody needs chillaxin'

http://pictureisunrelated.com/2010/03/25/wtf-photos-videos-time-to-relax

I need to think more like this

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1830

HFCS

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/science-says-high-fructose-corn-syrup-is-pretty-much-the-worst-thing-ever.html

Vegans make penguins cry

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/23/demotivational-posters-vegans/

Heroes are Jerks ;)

http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/03/23/164207/RPG-Heroes-Are-Jerks

Geek funny

http://www.gocomics.com/features/66/feature_items/499991

--
"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Geography Lesson

http://comixed.com/2010/03/21/4-koma-comic-strip-geography-lesson

That was close!

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/18/demotivational-posters-divide-by-0-0000000001

Art can be awesome!

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9971945
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9969020
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9969942
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9970943
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9970153
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9968439
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9969970

Duh?

http://www.osnews.com/story/23016/DRM-Free_Music_Reduces_Piracy_Marketing_Study_Claims

Ew.

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/this-1-year-old-happy-meal-has-aged-surprisingly-well.html

Some March Madness I can support!!!

http://muppetcast.com/tournament/

Gun control WIN! :)

(Forwarded from Christian, I think it's an oldie but goodie)

 

Ralph, My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers,

gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.). 

So last week I put this sign up in my yard after one of his anti-gun rants at a

neighborhood cocktail party.  The sign wasn't up more than an hour before

he called the police and wanted them to make me take down

the sign. 

 

Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their job

to take such action without a court order and that he had to file a complaint

"downtown" first, which would be reviewed by the city attorney to see if it

violated any city, county, or state ordinances, which if there was a violation a

court order would be sent to the offending party (me) to "remove the sign in

seven days".  

 

After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal (by a quarter of an

inch) and there was nothing the city could do, which obviously made him madder. 

I tried to smooth things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my friends

at the hunt club but that seemed to make him even more angry.  I then asked him if he

wanted to go to a Tea Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring

about a better understanding between political and social opponents.

 

I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice I did not say friendship),

any suggestions would be welcome. Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods,

how's about yours? 
 

 

 

 

Guinness Pudding

Want want want want!!!

http://www.sprinklebakes.com/2010/03/guinness-chocolate-pudding-or-chocolate.html

Go Vader, Go!

http://epicwinftw.com/2010/03/09/epic-win-photos-vader-is-smaller-than-i-remember/

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 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

This is awesome...

I wonder if we have any old Care Bears around...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Baby-Care-Bear-Costume/

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 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Best name ever

http://failblog.org/2010/03/11/epic-fail-photos-group-therapy-win

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Potter!

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/03/11/celebrity-pictures-pattinson-radcliffe-nude-horse

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Rock Sugar

My wife posted this on her Facebook page... pretty funny, but I still prefer Beatallica ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4HffbAUTk

Apparently, the lead singer was Wakko from Animaniacs too.

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

FAILBook

http://failbooking.com/2010/03/10/funny-facebook-fails-at-least-he-admits-it/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Brilliant Advertising

http://www.sub5zero.com/advertising/mini-cooper-ad-campaign-gets-trashy-giant-cardboard-boxes-video

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 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A la carte please!

http://consumerist.com/2010/03/list-of-subscriber-fees-shows-what-you-pay-for-channels-you-hate.html

The top two are two I wouldn't pay for anyway - $6.00 right there when average is $0.20.

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

What's worse than being attacked by a bear?

Having it punch you in the 'nads first!

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/07/demotivational-posters-critical-hit/

Goodnight Forest Moon

This is so geeky awesome. Having read the 'original' at least 50 times and I am sure 500 more, I really appreciate it...

http://www.dzignspace.com/goodnight/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Games

http://comixed.com/2010/03/06/4-koma-comic-strip-oh-you-know

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 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

LOLs

I live on that street! :)

http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3

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 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Boomsticks!

http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/04/demotivational-posters-boomsticks

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Very good privacy tutorial for Facebook

http://www.mrmerlot.com/?p=457

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Movies and Videos

Remember that funky video I sent out a while back? They've made a new version:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/03/02/this-too-shall-pass-rgm-version/

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/26/tim-burtons-new-remake-weekend-at-bernies/

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/28/tree-branch-vs-power-lines/
which led me to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVXi_0H_ZzM

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/26/alice-in-wonderland-1903-version/

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/03/making_of_classic_1980s_hbo_intro.html
  - Jump to around 5:00 - WOW and 6:45 or so...
  - I wonder how many VHS copies of that intro are around my mom's house...

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Stereotypes

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/03/02/celebrity-pictures-snoop-dogg-stewart

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

SyFy's Alice

If you missed it, I thought it was pretty good...

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Alice/70128743

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Canadians

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=250

Man those Japanese cartoons are f'd up

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2010/02/flying_panty_ornithopter.html

FAIL WIN FAIL

http://diyfail.com/posts/blank-title--3090

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Video Games

http://failbooking.com/2010/02/24/funny-facebook-fails-anal-fantasy-7-ftw/

Why I prefer e-mail

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/02/10-reasons-to-avoid-talking-on-phone.html

That explains it!

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/why-is-the-president-of-toyota-named-toyoda.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Sneaky!

http://wondermark.com/599

Fwd: Don't believe ANYTHING you see!

Green screen is cool ;)

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
Date: Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 20:45
Subject: Don't believe ANYTHING you see!


Wow.

http://www.break.com/index/virtual-backlot-reel.html

-bg

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Great URL fixer

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/18/shadyurl-makes-your-innocent-website-look-disturbing/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Funny ad

http://daveibsen.typepad.com/5_blogs_before_lunch/2010/02/axes-detailer-shower-tool-viral-video-starring-jamie-pressley-clean-your-balls-cause-no-one-wants-to.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

I was JUST thinking about this the other day...

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2010/02/please_rob_me.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Glad I use "Foxit"

Even tho Foxit has gotten annoying sometimes...

http://it.slashdot.org/story/10/02/17/141228/Rogue-PDFs-Behind-80-of-Exploits-In-Q4-09

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

So much violence in the news...

http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/02/16/that-guy-photobomb-newsroom-fight-videobomb

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Cool scale

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/02/deepest-part-of-earth.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Sweet video

IIRC, this is the same band that did the really cool treadmill video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Awesome MythBusters Fanpic

http://roflrazzi.com/2010/02/11/celebrity-pictures-mythbusters-painting-science-failed/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Have a Honda? Don't laugh too hard at those Toyota folks... :(

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/honda-expands-airbag-recall-with-438000-more-vehicles.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Sounds yummy!!!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/10/shackletons-whisky-recovered/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

LOL

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/mass-effect-2-shopkeeper-makes-fun-of-people-who-buy-expensive-cables.html

Maybe I'll buy it when it is $5 and if I ever finish the first one...

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Fwd: [adm-humor] Hitler doesn't like the iPad

Thanks Jason! I just added to my NF queue...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jason Matusiak <toozie>
Date: Sun, Jan 31, 2010 at 13:57
Subject: Re: [adm-humor] Hitler doesn't like the iPad

I have been wondering about the movie as well, so I went to google and it is Downfall: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/ (look at the rating it got!)
and apparently the directory has no issues with people using his movie to poke fun at stuff: http://edge.newledger.com/2010/01/15/downfall-director-cool-with-youtube-hitler-high-jinx/

~J

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Re: Wow. :)

On Sun, Feb 7, 2010 at 13:18, Bill Grant  wrote:

http://www.break.com/index/meteorologist-freaks-out-over-blizzard.html

-bg

"Yeah, I've been reading the dictionary."

http://www.frenchtoastalert.com/
http://snowpocalypsedc.com/



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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Have you found Jesus?

http://www.brothers-brick.com/2010/02/04/frank-finds-jesus



--
"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Al Franken tears Comcast CEO a new one.

I can't stand the guy politically, but this is good...

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/al-franken-makes-comcasts-ceo-look-like-a-tool.html

Yeah, Comcast's past performance and trust is SOOOO much to go on!

And if you watch the second half... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fin-syn

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Well, that was odd.

A "Star Wars" commercial for Tuna.

http://locustsandhoney.blogspot.com/2010/02/bizarre-star-wars-tuna-commercial.html

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Biggus Dickus LIVES!

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/02/03/saudi-government-rejects-pakistani-ambassador-for-nsfw-name/

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"Curse my intensely burning apathy!"
 - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz