Stupid "mom" internet ads

I normally use "AdBlock Plus" for Firefox. However, I cannot use it for work. Apparently, every ad on the internet now says that a "mom" of some kind has done something.

On ONE single page, we have:
Banner ad across top:
"Baltimore Mom lost 47 lbs following one rule"
"Local Mom Makes $6977/Month!"

OK, on the right of the article:
"Don't pay for White Teeth - Columbia Mom discovers one simple trick..." - OK, their IP geolocation says Columbia, the other ad network says Baltimore.
"Acai Berry Exposed"

Farther to the right:
"Don't pay for White Teeth - Columbia Mom..." - EXACT same ad
"Acai Berry Exposed" - Ditto
"Columbia Mom Lost 46lbs Following 1 Rule" - apparently, they realized that 47 sounded too far fetched? Or Baltimore vs Columbia thing going on?

Then, at the bottom of the page:
"Baltimore: Local Mom Makes $6927/Month!" - Again, was the extra $50 from the top of the page too much exaggeration?
"DON'T Let the Dentist Fool You: Single mom discovers 1 simple trick..." - So single moms are apparently even more trustworthy than "local" ones?

WTF? Is ANYBODY stupid enough to believe ANY of this crap??? They must be, or else the ads wouldn't be there!

Build the LEGO Rock Band bus!

http://www.brothers-brick.com/2009/11/08/instructions-for-the-lego-rock-band-bus-now-available/

New Ford Announced

http://consumerist.com/5397955/ford-announces-solution-to-americas-car-woes-the-1993-taurus

Python

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/10/nine-monty-python-moments/

I never saw the Bavarian Restaurant that I can remember...

Graham's Eulogy was pretty funny too.

The countdown is up

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jason Matusiak

The countdown is alive and well (for now).  The only change to this year was that I added GPS.  Now when power is applied, it will grab the current day/time from the GPS.  So now if I lose power, when it boots it grabs the time and looks to see if the toggle switch is set to countdown to Christmas mode, if it is, it just starts counting down.  Makes my life a lot easier when there is silly 2 second power outages.  Maybe next year I will make a new frame for the whole display.

http://www.tooz.us/countdown/webcam.html

~Jason

P.S.  Be on the lookout for light up labels (days, hours, etc.) to come sometime soon.

I think I will leave this tab open...

...in Firefox ALL THE TIME.

Wifey will love it!

http://instantrimshot.com/

If this is real, it is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXqHfHN9dJs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVVFtXyy2F4

"Lots of teeth; super creepy. That's what we're looking for!"

Randall has WAAAAY too much time on his hands.

http://xkcd.com/657/

Be sure to zoom in.

I am not enough of a LOTR fan to tell you if it was totally accurate. But I can tell you "Primer" is. That movie sucked.

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That's some inbreeding...

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/10/royal-family-clones.html

The Raven. By Vincent Price. Sweet.

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/10/halloween_memor_2.html

Inappropriate Puzzles

http://www.11points.com/Games/11_Accidentally_Inappropriate_Puzzles_and_Games

Crazy cool costume

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/10/comic_book_makeup_costume.html

Don't pick your nose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4

Dammit

I just bought stock in an H1N1 shampoo factory too!

http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo