Awesome Ghost Story

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/10/22/A-Real-Life-Ghost-Story/

Nice phone!

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/09/21/cell-phone-commercial-from-1989/

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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

YouTube

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/10/11/16-funny-youtube-comments-10-11-12


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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Reference I made today

http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/09/eating-muppets-from-the-state-video/

Different sketch show, but this one makes me LOL EVERY time too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1Q7F23DxM

Chemistry

Context

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2012/08/20/23-comic-book-panels-taken-out-of-context

Hair-oines

http://fandom.memebase.com/2012/06/20/fanart-cosplay-roflrazzi-summer-movie-hair-oines

$211K in a duffel bag

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/charity_money

Cricket

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/07/07/what-playing-cricket-looks-like-to-americans/

Futurama Meme

If you are not familiar with it...

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/futurama-fry-not-sure-if-x

Anyway, last night's episode's title card, for real...

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/333356-futurama-fry-not-sure-if-x

Love it! :D

You've got to be kidding me

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/carreon

Don't miss:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/96850920/FunnyJunk-The-Oatmeal-Response

Scroll to the end of page 5 and read everything under the *** for a nice legal smack-down.

EPIC cross-stitching!

http://steotch.com/

Thanks to Regretsy. I have been laughing for at least 10 min now... Mawwaige... Brick House... Jingle Bells...

Awesome Twitter bot

http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/06/08/funny-facebook-fails-the-hero-that-twitter-needs-but-not-what-it-deserves

DNA

Genome length, in millions of DNA base pairs:

Bacterium (Escherichia coli): 6.2
Foot fungus (Trichophyton rubrum): 22
Earthworm (Aporrectodeo tuberculata): 655
Piranha (Serrasalmus brandtii): 1600
Human (Homo sapiens): 3000
Daffodil (Narcissus jonquillo): 16000

TROLLOLOLOLOL

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumbass

"Nikola Goddamn Tesla"

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Portal / Portal 2

$6.79 for Portal 2
$8.49 for Portal 1 and 2

A new SteamWorks DLC just came out so that end users can now design their own maps.

If you don't yet own it, now's the time. Even our resident curmudgeon Bill will tell you it was awesome.


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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Portal Theme... revisited

We need a new word, because EPIC doesn't describe this hack enough.

http://hackaday.com/2012/05/05/playing-the-song-still-alive-on-hacked-exercise-equipment

I love the changing graphics on the second display too.

Sadly, brilliant.

http://failbook.failblog.org/2012/05/02/funny-facebook-fails-but-thats-all-bee-slides-the-point

Eterni-T

http://hijinksensue.com/2012/04/08/eterni-t

Bees

http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/4/8/how-to-apply-new-insights-to-an-existing-problem.html

Married... with Children

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/04/25/married-with-children-around-the-world/

Facebook + Instagram

http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2012/04/facebook-introduces-new-instagram.html

Texts from my dog

http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog.html

Ew!

http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2012/04/jimmy-kimmel-challenge-silverstoned-my.html

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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

This is... EPIC. Mari0.

I have wasted quite a few hours tonite. I had no idea it is tomorrow.

Super Mario Brothers.

Plus a Portal gun.

:D

http://stabyourself.net/mari0/

Not just the entire Super Mario game, but they have a bunch of custom Portal puzzle levels, using the new mechanics from Portal2.



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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Horribly Brilliant

Classic Onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/metric-system-thriving-in-nations-inner-cities,458/

Narnia

Love the comment at the end too...

http://www.neatorama.com/neatobambino/2012/03/24/secret-passage-in-back-of-wardrobe-leads-to-hidden-narnia-themed-playroom/

Lightning is cool

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/03/03/human-skin-struck-by-lightning/

MORONS:
http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2012/03/lightning-coming.html


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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Do you have a cell phone contract?

Here's a website that lets you check.

http://www.bestbuymobile.com/upgradechecker

Andre the Giant

http://www.neatorama.com/2012/01/25/andre-the-giant-holding-a-can-of-beer/
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

Some great ideas

http://www.thedailybuzz.com.au/2011/11/25-clever-ideas_household-tips_storage-ideas/

Some I've seen before, some are new... I really like the mini curtain rod for spray bottles.

Disney

http://www.cracked.com/article_18589_7-classic-disney-movies-based-r-rated-stories.html

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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

The real endings

http://www.cracked.com/article_19564_6-based-true-story-movies-with-unpleasant-epilogues.html

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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields