05 October 2010

Meat Eater's Creedo

"Vegetables are not food;  vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast-moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them."

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"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand." - Brett Erlich (@bretterlich)