From: John Wolfe
Date: Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 15:47
Subject: FW: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES
Subject: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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Zombies never call shotgun.
