03 December 2009
THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES
From: John Wolfe
Date: Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 15:47
Subject: FW: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES
Subject: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name? Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They're both clubbed by Norwegians!
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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Zombies never call shotgun.
02 December 2009
SNL gets something right for once...?
From: Tim Paulin
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 19:51
Subject: SNL skit I was talking about
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Zombies never call shotgun.
LEGO Matrix
440 hours?!?
Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA AFTER it.
From: Bill Grant
Date: Sat, Nov 28, 2009 at 02:59
Subject: Finally
Finally, a Lego production that I actually enjoyed watching. :)
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20620/Lego-Matrix/#show
Coolest Legoes EVER!
-bg
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Zombies never call shotgun.
29 November 2009
27 November 2009
22 November 2009
Balloon Bass
From: Bill Grant
Date: Sun, Nov 22, 2009 at 12:22
Subject: Ballon Bass
I love crap like this. :)
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20473/Balloon-Bass-And-Box/#show
In the bathroom???
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Zombies never call shotgun.
Blu-Ray on Netflix profiles
Here's how you enable it on a profile:
1. Find a movie in the profile's queue that has Blu-Ray.
2. Remove it from the queue
3. Search for it.
4. Add it back.
5. You'll see a link that says that movie is also on Blu-Ray.
6. Click the link.
7. It says this profile doesn't have Blu-Ray access.
8. Click "Change"
9. Allow Blu-Ray for that profile.
Very convoluted and a pain, but at least the answer wasn't "NO."
20 November 2009
Don't eat the popcorn!
http://consumerist.com/5408877/movie-popcorn-is-really-really-bad-for-you
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Zombies never call shotgun.
19 November 2009
18 November 2009
Boo! Hiss!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrĂ¼tal_Legend
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Zombies never call shotgun.
17 November 2009
Awesome battle
From: Bill Grant
Date: Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 19:14
Subject: [FragNet] Awesome battle
I saw this vid a couple weeks ago. With the CGI, now its even better. :)
http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-blaster-battle.html
-bg