03 December 2009

Totally!

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009/12/back-in-my-day/

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THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John Wolfe
Date: Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 15:47
Subject: FW: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES

 

Subject: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?  He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?    Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?  They're both clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

 

 

 




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02 December 2009

SNL gets something right for once...?



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tim Paulin
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 19:51
Subject: SNL skit I was talking about



 
Here is that skit I was talking about at lunch yesterday. Considering the source, this is extra funny.
 
Tim
 
 




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LEGO Matrix

http://www.legomatrix.com/main.shtml

440 hours?!?

Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA AFTER it.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
Date: Sat, Nov 28, 2009 at 02:59
Subject: Finally




Finally, a Lego production that I actually enjoyed watching.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20620/Lego-Matrix/#show


Coolest Legoes EVER!

-bg




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Why Gift Cards Suck (Consumerist)

http://consumerist.com/2009/12/10-reasons-why-gift-cards-suck.html

27 November 2009

AWESOME music video

http://bit.ly/8Hai6D

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22 November 2009

Balloon Bass



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
Date: Sun, Nov 22, 2009 at 12:22
Subject: Ballon Bass

I love crap like this.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20473/Balloon-Bass-And-Box/#show

In the bathroom???

http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/22/rare-darwin-book-found-in-the-loo/

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Blu-Ray on Netflix profiles

I just got off the phone with Netflix support. I had signed up for BD support but the profiles didn't have it.

Here's how you enable it on a profile:
 1. Find a movie in the profile's queue that has Blu-Ray.
 2. Remove it from the queue
 3. Search for it.
 4. Add it back.
 5. You'll see a link that says that movie is also on Blu-Ray.
 6. Click the link.
 7. It says this profile doesn't have Blu-Ray access.
 8. Click "Change"
 9. Allow Blu-Ray for that profile.

Very convoluted and a pain, but at least the answer wasn't "NO."

20 November 2009

Don't eat the popcorn!

"Going to the movies and eating a large popcorn (and sneaking out for a free refill) is part of my retirement savings plan. I need to die at age 67 before my retirement savings runs out."

http://consumerist.com/5408877/movie-popcorn-is-really-really-bad-for-you

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18 November 2009

Boo! Hiss!

"There is presently no planned PC version of the game."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrĂ¼tal_Legend

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17 November 2009

Woot! taking on FatWallet?

http://deals.woot.com/faq

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Awesome battle



---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
Date: Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 19:14
Subject: [FragNet] Awesome battle
 


I saw this vid a couple weeks ago. With the CGI, now its even better. :)

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-blaster-battle.html

-bg

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