09 November 2010

Shadows

http://failblog.org/2010/11/04/epic-fail-photos-shadow-win

Mocking the ignant

A fave pastime of mine...

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-mommys-little-angle/

Horse

http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/11/03/4-koma-comic-strip-im-on-a-horse/

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Crying

http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-crying/

Some great reading...

http://consumerist.com/2010/11/the-dirt-on-shirt-scam.html

Read the comments too for some great scams.


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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

05 November 2010

110%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Mathematical proof...
What Makes 100%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But.....
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And.....
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Never thought about it like that before, huh!

01 November 2010

Fwd: starwars ppt

I LOLd

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ken

http://lay-uh.ytmnd.com/



MJ Halloween

This is awesome. If you don't want to do the whole thing, at least the first 2 min.

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From: Bill Grant

awesome.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24658/MJ-Returns/#show

-bg


30 October 2010

Awesome gears

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/26/impossible-gears/
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdlSAN1yks

This guy is AWESOME. Just turn off the sound... for some reason the backgrounds of both of these videos are a rooster on crack and a pair of sneakers in a dryer.

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Creepy Santas

I'm pretty sure this is my favorite new site...

http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/2010/10/26/sketchy-santa-fails-right-after-this-picture-was-taken-he-started-chanting-in-an-unknown-language/


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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Brilliant!

I am pretty sure the army helmet + the Guinness hat make this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6Ee-hWQ14&feature=player_embedded

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Candy Corn

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/post/1424810112/whats-in-candy-corn

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin