http://failblog.org/2010/11/04/epic-fail-photos-shadow-win
09 November 2010
Mocking the ignant
A fave pastime of mine...
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-mommys-little-angle/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/03/funny-facebook-fails-mommys-little-angle/
Horse
http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/11/03/4-koma-comic-strip-im-on-a-horse/
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
Some great reading...
http://consumerist.com/2010/11/the-dirt-on-shirt-scam.html
Read the comments too for some great scams.
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
Read the comments too for some great scams.
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
05 November 2010
110%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Mathematical proof...
What Makes 100%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But.....
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And.....
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
Never thought about it like that before, huh!
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Mathematical proof...
What Makes 100%?
Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But.....
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And.....
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
Never thought about it like that before, huh!
02 November 2010
Paintings
The buildings are actually quite good.
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/adolf-hitlers-paintings.html
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/adolf-hitlers-paintings.html
01 November 2010
MJ Halloween
This is awesome. If you don't want to do the whole thing, at least the first 2 min.
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bill Grant
awesome. :)
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24658/MJ-Returns/#show
-bg
From: Bill Grant
awesome. :)
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24658/MJ-Returns/#show
-bg
30 October 2010
Awesome gears
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/26/impossible-gears/
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdlSAN1yks
This guy is AWESOME. Just turn off the sound... for some reason the backgrounds of both of these videos are a rooster on crack and a pair of sneakers in a dryer.
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdlSAN1yks
This guy is AWESOME. Just turn off the sound... for some reason the backgrounds of both of these videos are a rooster on crack and a pair of sneakers in a dryer.
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
Creepy Santas
I'm pretty sure this is my favorite new site...
http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/2010/10/26/sketchy-santa-fails-right-after-this-picture-was-taken-he-started-chanting-in-an-unknown-language/
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/2010/10/26/sketchy-santa-fails-right-after-this-picture-was-taken-he-started-chanting-in-an-unknown-language/
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
Brilliant!
I am pretty sure the army helmet + the Guinness hat make this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6Ee-hWQ14&feature=player_embedded
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6Ee-hWQ14&feature=player_embedded
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
Candy Corn
http://fakescience.tumblr.com/post/1424810112/whats-in-candy-corn
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin
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