I wish!

http://cars.failblog.org/2010/11/01/funny-car-photos-this-could-work

Paintings

The buildings are actually quite good.

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/adolf-hitlers-paintings.html

Fwd: starwars ppt

I LOLd

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http://lay-uh.ytmnd.com/

MJ Halloween

This is awesome. If you don't want to do the whole thing, at least the first 2 min.

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awesome.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24658/MJ-Returns/#show

-bg

Awesome gears

http://www.neatorama.com/2010/10/26/impossible-gears/
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdlSAN1yks

This guy is AWESOME. Just turn off the sound... for some reason the backgrounds of both of these videos are a rooster on crack and a pair of sneakers in a dryer.

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Creepy Santas

I'm pretty sure this is my favorite new site...

http://sketchysantas.failblog.org/2010/10/26/sketchy-santa-fails-right-after-this-picture-was-taken-he-started-chanting-in-an-unknown-language/


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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Brilliant!

I am pretty sure the army helmet + the Guinness hat make this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v6Ee-hWQ14&feature=player_embedded

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Candy Corn

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/post/1424810112/whats-in-candy-corn

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Invoice

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/28/celebrity-pictures-boba-fett-invoice

I know I did!

http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/02/political-pictures-volcano-dig

My old .sig

http://wins.failblog.org/2010/08/30/jamie-knows-best

XKCD Wins again

This is sooooo totally me!

http://www.xkcd.com/783/

Bonus awesome:
http://www.xkcd.com/808/

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

Tramp Stamp

http://puns.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/29/funny-puns-tramp-stamp

Awesome costume

http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/10/29/celebrity-pictures-mytbusters-costumes

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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin

"Your Honor"

http://consumerist.com/2010/10/conan-dares-nbc-to-sue-him-over-masturbating-bear.html


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"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin