Mythbusters Map

This is so awesome

http://www.perceptionbuilder.com/mythbusters-cannonball-map



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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Wally is my kind of prophet

"Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery."

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2011-12-10

Sent from my couch.

Xmas lights

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/12/07/animated-christmas-lights-play-slayer/

(don't miss around 3:30)

A metric ton of funnies and other stuff...

I've had some tabs open for a while in Firefox... months actually... I hope you enjoy them all! I may have sent some before, if so, laugh again!

Might I recommend the Firefox add-on "Linky?" And this is a great start: http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/11/16/koma-comic-strip-nope-not-chuck-testa  ;)

Funnies:
http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/11/11/tll-classic-sonia-sotomayor-totally-looks-like-alan-rickman
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/08/10/demotivational-posters-stop-it-makes-my-brain-cry/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/15/funny-facebook-fails-physical-therapy-or
http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/08/15/white-trash-repairs-this-took-years-of-memorization
http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/08/15/koma-comic-strip-by-the-time-it-takes-you-to-scroll
http://memebase.com/2011/08/16/memes-art-of-trolling-dont-forget-to-wipe/
http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/08/16/koma-comic-strip-vader-is-the-pro
http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2011/08/16/white-trash-repairs-at-least-youre-honest/
http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/08/16/funny-pictures-history-guys-dont-look-behind-you
http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/08/19/funny-pictures-history-josh-always-wondered
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/08/21/funny-facebook-fails-potty-mouths
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/08/24/demotivational-posters-the-game-5
http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/08/31/marvel-fan-letter-of-the-day
http://work.failblog.org/2011/09/13/job-fails-african-or-european
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/10/10/funny-facebook-fails-a-good-sign
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/22/venn-diagram-cake/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/10/28/funny-facebook-fails-an-evening-constitutional
http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/10/28/this-cheesecake-factory-light-totally-looks-like-the-eye-of-sauron
http://work.failblog.org/2011/11/02/job-fails-when-a-big-round-error-message-pops-in-your-face-you-get-posted
http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/10/30/funny-pictures-history-interesting-trip
http://pictureisunrelated.memebase.com/2011/10/30/wtf-photos-videos-choose-wisely
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/11/11/funny-facebook-fails-non-partisan-pwning/
http://memebase.com/2011/11/11/internet-memes-a-challenger-appears
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/11/12/funny-facebook-fails-harry-vs-edward
http://work.failblog.org/2011/11/16/job-fails-on-second-thought-maybe-i-wont-file-a-complaint-after-all
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/11/28/funny-facebook-fails-turkey-hunting
http://abstrusegoose.com/414
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/12/02/funny-facebook-fails-never-forget-2

Misc:
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/28/daria-cosplay-nails-it/
http://www.moillusions.com/2011/11/m-c-escher-meets-portal.html
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/10/01/epic-win-photos-mother-nature-ftw-animated-lightning
http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2011/11/thirteen-movie-poster-trends-that-are.html
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/08/18/epic-win-photos-remember-the-fallen-win
http://memebase.com/2011/08/18/memes-what-happens-in-vegas-also-happens-in-vegas
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/09/there-can-be-only-on-bruce-campbell
http://www.cracked.com/article_18700_7-famous-works-art-with-bizarre-mistakes-you-cant-unsee.html
http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/gallery/32992770
http://pictureisunrelated.memebase.com/2011/10/15/wtf-photos-videos-yummy-3
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/18/bricks-of-war/
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/24/lucky-charms-sifter-gets-rid-of-all-of-that-unnecessary-cereal/
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/25/a-black-knight-street-flyer/
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/10/10-massive-screw-ups-in-paleontology/
http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=35393
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/11/16/epic-win-photos-barrel-monkey-portrait-win
http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/11/29/funny-facebook-fails-yearbook
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/11/29/epic-win-photos-protest-win-3
http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/11/30/h-p-lovecraft-totally-looks-like-timothy-mcveigh

--
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

"Ask Me Anything" w/ Neil deGrasse Tyson

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mateq/i_am_neil_degrasse_tyson_ama/

Silly Spoofs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoDUmqLg4c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDrpJhTycs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQDKmN9VRGE&feature=related

Creepy!

http://www.cracked.com/article_19503_7-creepy-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true-part-521.html

Physics fun

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/09/neodynium-magnets-fall-slowly-through-copper-pipe/

Bad-ass of the Week

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/hallet.html

Knit me a scarf, MAGGOT!!!

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/10/19/r-lee-ermey-knitting/

What have I said about too much time on people's hands? :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaeic_Cadenza

Einstein Win

Love this illustration...

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/10/17/faster-than-light-neutrino-update-of-the-day

Sad that I was able to follow most of that paper too - I recognize those equations from some of my old classes. Also sad that nobody realized this before because it is pretty basic level QM; applying Lorentz corrections was half the class it seems. And GPS satellites (and your receivers) need to account for relativistic measurements all the time.

I also remember hearing about the Michelson-Morley experiments in the classes, but don't think I've seen that awesome paper title before: "On the relative motion of the earth and luminiferous ether."

Yeah, I looked that up just now - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether

Pissing off geeks

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/10/16/funny-facebook-fails-straight-from-the-doctors-mouth

Stay CLASSY, Baltimore!

http://consumerist.com/2011/10/bleach-battle-at-baltimore-walmart-sends-19-to-hospital.html

Cycles

http://work.failblog.org/2011/09/26/job-fails-moving-in-cycles

Intertubes Toll Booth

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/08/04/epic-win-photos-screening-win

One problem with New England

http://x.co/a07I

OK, the little circle in the upper left corner lets you rotate. Turn around. Yeah.

It's funny because it is true

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/netflix

Another 9/11 Hero we've never heard about

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/f-16-pilot-was-ready-to-give-her-life-on-sept-11/2011/09/06/gIQAMpcODK_story.html

IRS form QF

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/09/18/the-quadratic-formula-as-a-tax-form/


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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

9/11/01 : The world's largest maritime evacuation ever, and you probably never heard about it

I know it's a few days late for the anniversary...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-helvarg/the-coast-guard-heroes-of_b_710581.html

Funny posters

Some I've seen before. Some may be offensive. http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2011/09/funny-demotivational-posters-part-27.html

I wish!!!

http://underground2020.org/

Interesting White Paper. Big numbers.

M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqLcEtt368

PS. I've already bitched to Trent.

"Now I get it."

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/09/12/naked-terror

Star Wars pix

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

This teacher is my new hero ;)

http://work.failblog.org/2011/09/06/job-fails-dont-stay-in-school

Great Irish Folk Song

http://consumerist.com/2011/09/the-cheap-flights-song.html

George Lucas needs to listen to... George Lucas.

http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/09/01/george-lucas-vs-george-lucas-of-the-day

The things you learn from comics...

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=320

Cheaters never win

Bonus: Geekiest remake of "Who's on First" evar?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2349

VERY Creepy video

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/31/human-heart-beating-in-a-box/

I didn't listen to it all, I just jumped to the 1 min mark.

Eyewitness to History

This is interesting... forwarded by a friend on FB...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iq5yzJ-Dk

TOTALLY me

http://www.myextralife.com/comic/hoarders-digital-storage-edition/

It was a matter of time...

...this is AWESOME.

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/26/rubiks-companion-cube/

Zardoz! In 8-bit!

If you haven't seen this crap pile of a movie, I feel so bad for you ;)

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/08/23/8-bit-zardoz/

Unmade Movies

http://www.cracked.com/article_15072_the-10-most-awesome-movies-hollywood-ever-killed.html

Great unscripted film lines

http://www.damncoolpictures.com/2011/08/25-greatest-unscripted-scenes-in-films.html

I think "I know" is prolly Ford's best... even tho I've also heard Indy shooting the sword guy with a gun was also improv, I don't think there was dialog, he just had the flu. ;)

--
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Schools

http://www.cracked.com/article_19339_the-6-dumbest-things-schools-are-doing-in-name-safety.html

Armor

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6550847/female-armor-sucks

NSFW} 7 Songs from your grandpa's day that would make Eminem blush

http://www.cracked.com/article_17625_7-songs-from-your-grandpas-day-that-would-make-eminem-blush.html

ALMOST the geekiest app ever...

Real geeks have them memorized :D

http://hackaday.com/2011/08/06/ohm-sense-makes-sense-of-resistor-color-bands

LEGO in spaaaaace

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/news/lego20110803.html

Something to think about...

http://memebase.com/2011/06/28/memes-art-of-trolling-get-it-off-of-me

Parrots have names... crazy

http://www.geekosystem.com/parrot-parents-name-babies/

State of the Web

Includes Netflix bashing and other fun.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/state_web_summer

Epic Rap Battle: Gandalf vs Dumbledore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIMoQHpvFQQ

Flags

http://thehairpin.com/2011/07/sometimes-state-flags

But we don't WANT to...

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/07/10/how-to-regrow-the-us-economy-fire-all-the-mbas

Card trick

Need to search the TV listings for this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5xfK0ovrk&feature=player_embedded

Best liquor store sign ever ;)

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/07/03/epic-win-photos-liquor-store-win

The strangest song you'll hear today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eriClHWLw

Drink up, Maryland!

The 50% tax increase on alcohol comes tomorrow!

http://x.co/Y2IX

Ryan is my new friend

If you're easily offended by the word 'fuck' then don't fucking click.

http://failblogafterdark.org/2011/06/28/grammar-by-ryan/

The Bobs are Back!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bobcats_wednesday

That first one... totally me.

Movies are hard

http://consumerist.com/2011/06/theater-warns-customers-no-money-back-if-you-dont-understand-the-movie.html

Proposals

While they sure make me feel quite... lacking... these are pretty cool.

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/15/8-delightfully-geeky-wedding-proposals/

The first one, Borderlands, is just so funny I had to watch it twice. Love that little CL4P-TP unit!

Capacity vs Bandwidth

http://blog.backblaze.com/2011/06/22/price-gap-storage-vs-bandwidth/

Cool log scales.

Some cars

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/famous-movie-cars-as-pixar-characters/

60 seconds on the Internet

http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2011/06/19/what-happens-on-the-internet-every-60-seconds

Gas Tax

http://columnfivemedia.com/work-items/turbotax-interactive-feeling-taxed-at-the-pump/

Facebook Facial Recognition

I guess it's not ALL bad...

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/06/15/marine-finds-long-lost-brother-via-facebooks-facial-recognition

Woes of an English Teacher

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/01/30/funny-facebook-fails-posts-from-an-english-teacher

The best audiobook ever?

http://wireddeals.com/user/showdeal/id/1683899

This book looks AWESOME and I can't believe it is FREE and narrated by Samuel L Jackson!!! :D

A Brilliant Accessory!

http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/2011/06/11/forehead-tittaes-by-janae

He slipped

http://www.ilovebacon.com/fresh-bacon/he-slipped.html

This is an EPIC trailer...

...if only it were all true...

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/01/george-lucas-strikes-back/

(Non-humor) Drowning

This is a very interesting article about drowning and how if you think it is like TV/movies, it is NOT.

http://gcaptain.com/drowning/?10981

Brilliant!

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/06/01/funny-facebook-fails-advanced-trolling

Pancakes!

Sometimes I miss being a teen....

http://consumerist.com/2011/06/teens-test-limits-of-dennys-all-you-can-eat-pancake-deal-with-24-hour-chow-a-thon.html

A new funny blog

People posting on Facebook "news" articles from The Onion and thinking they're real ;)

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

This is so full of WIN

http://nationalpostarts.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/w-peanuts.jpg

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2011/03/10/when-fairy-tales-go-to-hollywood-things-can-get-gloomy/

Interesting donation information

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/05/23/clothing-donation-box-donating-isnt-necessarily-charitable/

Yet another reason not to go to the theater...

http://consumerist.com/2011/05/dim-flick-its-not-the-script-its-theaters-projecting-2-d-movies-with-3-d-lenses.html

Game of Thrones

I don't have HBO but can't wait for this on NetFlix...

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2010/08/a-game-of-thrones-david-j-peterson

Dedication

http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2010/10/21/paper-troll-never-gonna-give-you-an-a/


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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Hehehe trollin'

http://memebase.com/2011/05/19/memes-art-of-trolling-forgive-me-oh-great-and-merciful-stephen

Evelyn Fiona

Mom and baby are doing great!

I dunno if the picture is attached sorry.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kathleen Marasco
Date: Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Subject:
To: "Aaron D. Marasco"

Sent from my iPad

--
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food
and water." ~ W. C. Fields

Bar sign WIN

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/05/10/epic-win-photos-beverage-win

You can't NOT laugh...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5bfde82a42/pee-wee-goes-to-sturgis?rel=by_user

The URL says it all.

And who recognizes the man from the second skit?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3dd3a31687/let-lorenzo-part-one

Here's a hint. THE MOON.

Sci-fi IKEA manuals

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6500868/sci-fi-ikea-manuals

--
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

I'll admit I giggled...

http://memebase.com/2011/05/05/memes-lame-pun-coon-tell-me-abbotta

A Very Disturbing Image

http://plixi.com/p/97095151

Awesome shirt!

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=CP201

That's Big!

I saw it in Borderlands and remember seeing it on TV before...

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/01/monster-krupp-bucket-excavator-eats.html

Better pix of its accidental devouring:
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2006/11/biggest-and-hungriest-machines.html

Serenity in LEGO

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/20/astoundingly-detailed-lego-serenity/

Don't miss
http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/firefly/lightup.htm

Cthulhu

http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/04/18/demotivational-posters-cthulu
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/03/21/cake-fhtagn-cthulhu-birthday-cake/

Truth!

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/04/19/epic-win-photos-cancelled-class-win

Conspiracy!!!

http://memebase.com/2011/04/11/memes-top-secret-ramen

Patterns

http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/4/12/how-to-see-the-patterns.html

Is it just me, or does this look... AWESOME?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/70000/

Awesome ad

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/04/hot-wheels-loop-installed-in-highway/

I needed this today

http://work.failblog.org/2011/04/04/job-fails-cant-wait-for-break-time

Smithsonian "Ads"

These would be EPIC if they were real!

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/03/21/epic-win-photos-shopped-hardcore-history

Epic Rap Battles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHRxv-40WMU&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP505BA1F19CCEF7C2

Hitler vs Darth Vader
Einstein vs Hawking
Palin vs Gaga
Lincoln vs Norris
...these are all pretty damned funny

--
"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." ~ W. C. Fields

I liked this show...

http://beernews.org/2011/03/no-reservations-anthony-bourdain-big-beer-threatened-to-pull-ads-on-dogfish-headdiscovery-deal/

Keep it CLASSY, Comcast!

http://consumerist.com/2011/03/comcast-begs-employees-to-vote-for-charter-in-worst-company-in-america-poll.html

Geeky cool

www.loc.gov/musictreasures/

Totally agree!

GTFO!

http://abstrusegoose.com/347

Best March bracket yet! :)

http://graphjam.memebase.com/2011/03/17/funny-graphs-mustache-march/

I'm pretty sure I saw this in a movie...

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2011/03/snake-dies-after-biting-models-silicone.html

Fwd: Japan Earthquake

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Jim
Date: Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 20:05
Subject: Re: Japan Earthquake

Some before-and-after pics. 

http://www.abc.net.au/news/events/japan-quake-2011/beforeafter.htm

This picture is FULL of WIN

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/picturethis/2014421839_pt_batcatch.html

St. Patty's Day is around the corner...

http://www.irishbeerfinder.com/

For the first time, I REALLY wish I had a smartphone...

http://greatbrewers.com/story/beercloud-mobile-app

Autographs!

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/03/07/improv-everywhere-17th-century-spanish-king-offers-autographs-infront-of-his-portrait/

This guy looks AMAZING.

Funny Exercise Video

http://www.break.com/index/jimmy-kimmels-hottie-body-workout-2013856

Firefly on Science Channel

I dunno if it will be in HD, I don't see why not. Science Channel is re-broadcasting Firefly with that crazy astrophysicist Michio Kaku (Kitty calls him "Science Channel's Whore") adding episode-specfic scientific commentary. Starts Sunday Mar 13.

Another cool mashup

New Yorker cartoons + crazy-ass Charlie Sheen quotes.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-as-new-yorker-cartoons

Tron Lebowski

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/03/02/the-tron-lebowski/

--
Shun idleness. It is a rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals. ~ Voltaire

Geek clock

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/03/02/its-pi-time/

Cookies

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/your-guide-to-girl-scout-cookies

Clark Kent's evaluation

http://work.failblog.org/2011/02/10/job-fails-makes-you-wonder

He makes a damned good point.

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/02/18/funny-facebook-fails-hey-wait-a-minute

Vote Lando

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a863be2b6f/vote-for-lando-calrissian-w-billy-dee-williams-from-fod-team

Re: Languages

Don't go there guys. Apparently it's been hacked and has some drive-by malware. I've been working on cleaning the wife's machine for about an hour and counting :/

It was fine for me on Win7, but it corrupted her Avast! under Vista...

On Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 22:05, Aaron D. Marasco <aaron@marascos.net> wrote:

I got 8/10

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/01/31/what%E2%80%99s-the-language/

--
Shun idleness. It is a rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals. ~ Voltaire

Autocorrect

Apparently the iPhone's autocorrect is (a) horrible and (b) very, very dirty. Oh and likes to randomly map puppy => pussy for hilarity.

http://fyouautocorrect.com

Some of my personal faves - I have been LOLing here on the couch instead of sleep -

http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1186
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1051
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1064
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1106
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1138
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1163
http://fyouautocorrect.com/view/damn-f-you-auto-correct-complete/1181

Languages

I got 8/10

http://www.neatorama.com/2011/01/31/what%E2%80%99s-the-language/

3 Cool Tweets

3 great tweets -

http://twitter.com/#!/Lord_Stewie/statuses/34122677593575425
"bad decisions make good stories."

http://twitter.com/#!/BettyFckinWhite/statuses/34651717723361280
"I didn't watch last night's #superbowl . I hadn't seen the first 44 superbowls and was worried I wouldn't be able to follow the story."
 
http://twitter.com/#!/neiltyson/statuses/34423880156192768
"If gridiron were a timeline, w/ Big Bang at one goal, then cavemen to now spans thickness of single turf-blade at other goal."

Dorkiest clothes I've EVER seen...

...and I've seen a LOT!

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/02/04/epic-win-photos-real-number-win

--
Shun idleness. It is a rust that attaches itself to the most brilliant metals. ~ Voltaire

Creepy Plants

http://www.cracked.com/article_18979_10-creepy-plants-that-shouldnt-exist.html

I'm calling shenanigans on #2 tho...

Time to change your Amazon password...

http://consumerist.com/2011/01/old-amazon-passwords-have-big-security-flaw.html

Mine has been unchanged since May 2006. gCNvfCuNM9TnkQjXnwg I barely knew thee...

Awesome Half-Life movie

This makes me think how the mods came out a few years back and everybody was like "Valve needs to hire these guys!" - well, Hollywood needs to hire these guys.

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2011/01/beyond-black-mesa.html

Even if you're not familiar with the video game (shameful!) it's an amazing short these guys put together.

State Statistics (2!)

GDP vs Nations - http://www.neatorama.com/2011/01/24/comparing-us-states-with-the-economies-of-other-countries/

Shame! - http://www.neatorama.com/2011/01/25/the-united-states-of-shame/

For "Shame" somebody asked the author why no DC - "Actually, I had to leave DC out because they were the absolute WORST at so many things (it would have left fewer things to assign to other states). Basically, they have the highest rate of murder, drug use, crime and much more."

Hey Jude

http://www.ilovebacon.com/fresh-bacon/hey-jude.html

This is SO wrong...

this poor, poor girl.

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/01/20/funny-facebook-fails-the-birds-and-the-bees-knees

Apple

Really? Nothing better to do?

http://consumerist.com/2011/01/apple-switching-to-new-kind-of-screw-so-you-cant-open-your-iphone-and-other-gadgets.html

$20 Amazon GC for $10

http://bit.ly/adm_ls

I'm a little confused as to who is paying for it...

High Score

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/01/10/epic-win-photos-high-score-win

Writing

This is totally serious. I had to write like three paragraphs a few weeks ago. My hand was cramping.

http://theoatmeal.com/blog/handwriting

Snowblower Warning

I've never heard of this before... be sure to read it, it is not as
obvious as it sounds!

http://consumerist.com/2011/01/dont-unclog-a-snowblower-with-your-hand.html

One Quote:
Additionally, there is a 50% chance that both valves on the engine
were closed when the engine stopped (depending on where it was in the
engine's cycle). This can, in turn, mean that there are compressed
gasses pressing against the piston. This, in turn, is good for up to a
half-turn of the crank shaft. This half-turn could go either
direction; which direction depending on whether the engine was in its
"compress" or "power" phase. It won't do this if it is in "intake" or
"exhaust" phase, as one valve will be open, relieving any pressure.

It gets more complex if the engine has more than one cylinder.

--
TSA is the DRM of travel. They inconvenience all non-terrorists (paying
customers) and seem ineffective at stopping terrorists (pirates). - @arwyn

Star Wars by Dr. Seuss

http://themightyadam.blogspot.com/2010/11/dr-seuss-does-star-wars.html

Snow!

http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html

Dog fort!

http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/12/14/4-koma-comic-strip-dog-fort
http://comixed.memebase.com/2010/12/21/4-koma-comic-strip-new-threat

Awesome snow fort

http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/crashed-at-at-snow-fort/

Bear!

It's prolly fake, but it is hilarious anyway.

http://www.ilovebacon.com/fresh-bacon/bear-wins.html

The future!

http://comixed.memebase.com/2011/01/02/4-koma-comic-strip-sometimes-i-wonder

Lucky

May your 2011 be as lucky as these 2010s were. Of course, many of them involved being stupid to start. ;)

http://www.ilovebacon.com/fresh-bacon/2010-luck-compilation.html

I really LOLd with the bank robbers.

Voiceovers

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/