The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

http://www.maxim.com/movies/the-movie-blog/85476/morgan-freeman-chain-command.html

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Real Life Re-Volt

This is pretty cool... wish he did a wheelie tho ;)

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From: Bill Grant

http://www.break.com/index/guy-makes-motorcycle-rocket-launchers.html

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Color Funny

Geeky humor? Yeah.

http://abstrusegoose.com/221

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Great Ad!

http://failblog.org/2009/12/18/around-the-interwebs-10/

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Don't forget!

Track Santa on Google Earth! It's so cute.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

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This year's awesome Christmas Light presentation - Guitar Hero!

http://succeedblog.org/post/284952200/guitar-hero-christmas-succeed

Instructional Video: How to Defend Yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu6bXxTwfk

Star Wars Facebook

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/12/star_wars_statu.html

Don't miss the 2nd.

OMG I want these so bad!

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/283369428/deep-fried-reuben-balls-corned-beef-sauerkraut

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Awesome bed

Now normally I would say something referring to the person having this would NEVER see a woman in it, but... it's a she! She can score any dork on the intertubes now!

http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2009/12/millenium-falcon-bed.html

How to Draw Phineas and Ferb

http://hubpages.com/hub/Draw-Phineas-and-Ferb

NSFW} Very funny commercial

Brilliant selling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd1hqcbEuMM

Badass of the week: Finn McCool

This is a pretty funny write-up:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mccool.html

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Magazine covers

Wow, they're lazy. Didn't read the whole article, mostly looked at the GIFs. Funny.
http://gawker.com/5424291/update-mens-health-stopped-writing-new-cover-lines-years-ago

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Charlie Brown

OK, I personally hate Charlie Brown. But still, apparently this sucks - http://muskrat-john.livejournal.com/264483.html

What Was Popular Mechanics Thinking?

http://www.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=10506

We suck

As you've probably heard before, the human eye sucks. It's a piece of crap. For starters, the "film" (retina) is wired backwards. So to compensate, we have this ginormous signal processor known as the visual cortex.

This video will short yours out. Thanks Bill!!!

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From: Bill Grant
Date: Sun, Dec 6, 2009 at 23:18
Subject: Freaky


Awesome

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20613/Shady-Optical-Illusion-2/#show

-bg

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Scruffy the Elf

http://www.coreydoak.com/

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Oh thanx Democrats! More economy and freedom crippling taxes! (Don't miss the text below.)

I say "freedom crippling" because of the family business parts.

http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/2009/12/death-and-taxes.html

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Awesome engine mod

http://winblog.org/?p=1290

Canadian Gun Stupidity

http://blog.jeremybell.com/2009/12/03/so-i-got-arrested-by-the-swat-team-last-night/

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Pretty dorky...

http://idle.slashdot.org/firehose.pl?op=view&type=story&sid=09/12/03/166223

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CBS: I am impressed!

http://www.fuckyeahneilpatrickharris.com/post/267982406/schbank-neil-patrick-harris-is-frosty-the

I had no idea it was a viral video until the end. Still laughed my ass off - you'll love it even if you don't watch the show.

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Totally!

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009/12/back-in-my-day/

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THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES

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From: John Wolfe
Date: Thu, Dec 3, 2009 at 15:47
Subject: FW: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES

 

Subject: THE NEW TIGER WOOD JOKES

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?  He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.

Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.

The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?    Cheetah

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?  They're both clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

 

 

 

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SNL gets something right for once...?

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From: Tim Paulin
Date: Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 19:51
Subject: SNL skit I was talking about

 

Here is that skit I was talking about at lunch yesterday. Considering the source, this is extra funny.

 

Tim

 

 

http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/smith_show.aspx?articleid=40356&zoneid=13

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LEGO Matrix

http://www.legomatrix.com/main.shtml

440 hours?!?

Watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR4xDeiHrfA AFTER it.

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From: Bill Grant
Date: Sat, Nov 28, 2009 at 02:59
Subject: Finally




Finally, a Lego production that I actually enjoyed watching.  :)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/20620/Lego-Matrix/#show


Coolest Legoes EVER!

-bg

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Why Gift Cards Suck (Consumerist)

http://consumerist.com/2009/12/10-reasons-why-gift-cards-suck.html